Live Life. Love Music.: Archive

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.

Dec 31st

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Reading

While I am reading, I go into this state where I am only semi-conscious. I realized this yesterday when I was reading Legend. I started it yesterday afternoon and finished it yesterday night. While I was reading it, some of my friends were texting me and I didn’t realize it. Also, my mom came into my room and told me dinner was ready. Apparently I acknowledged it because 15 minutes later she...

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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I am tired of people always saying the perfect boyfriend doesn’t exist because they do! No one is perfect but if you meet a guy that makes you feel happy, then you will just look past all of their imperfections and to you they will be perfect. Everyone has flaws and everyone makes mistakes but if you are going to look for a boyfriend based purely off of perfection, then you will never find...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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So my family was planning on going to a movie and out to dinner and I didn’t want to see the movie so I said I wouldn’t go. My parents were fine with that and said that they would bring home me some dinner from where ever they went! I was finally excited about staying home and doing some work and maybe just having some time to myself. Well my mom told my brother where they were...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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My family is going to see a movie and go out to...

I already miss my best friend who is headed to Missouri right now:/ I could just walk to her house right now if she was here! I guess I’ll just read and play xbox!

Dec 28th